the moment i saw this
i just thought of fanfic
and just laughed
BECAUSE OF THE PUNS
STILES AND DEREK COME ACROSS THIS WHEN THEY’RE VISITING BOYD AND ERICA IN QUEENSLAND. STILES BUYS A WHOLE BOX AND THEN GETS STUCK IN CUSTOMS FOR FOUR HOURS TRYING TO GET IT BACK INTO THE STATES.
THE FLAVOUR OPTIONS INCLUDE
- BANANA CUSTARD
- STRAWBERRY MARGARITA
- BLUEBERRIES AND CREAM
- CARAMEL APPLE
- PAPAYA MANGO
- RASPBERRY CHEESECAKE
- and a glow in the dark version
srsly this is teen wolf ficcage waiting to happen
i just couldn’t stop laughing (especially when you factor in Stiles and Derek)
I TOLD YOU IT WAS A HONEY BOTTLE!
Oh JFC, could you imagine accidentally getting the bottles mixed up?
"Wow," Stiles says, "This honey flavour is kinda spot on."
"It’s supposed to be-" Derek looks over at the list. The list Stiles had compiled and printed that dictated which flavours of lube were to be tried on which days. Derek would ask why they were still dating at this point but…well, Stiles had all of October scheduled. It’d be rude to mess up the system. Derek scowls at Wednesday. "It’s supposed to be Smores today."
Down at crotch level, Stiles freezes. “Um.”
Oh god. “Please don’t tell me you just covered my dick in honey.”
"In my defence, the bottles are REALLY similar."
Stiles laps at the tip of Derek’s cock and Derek finds himself wondering helplessly what honey and pre-come would even taste like. Nothing bad if Stiles’ pleased hum is anything to go by. “Huh,” Stiles says, smacking his lips. “This also explains why my toast tasted so strange this morning.”
ok, hug for you then
TY. ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ
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Jeez, kiddo, take car of yourself, okay?
I will. TY. (*´・ｖ・) I’m stickin’ with the meds and hoppin’ up on sleep. I think I’ll even do an end of the year cleanse to restart and recharge myself. Taking the time to find my center and catch my breath will do me some good. :)